*feels mildly guilty* Okay. I'm assuming your sister isn't, like, twelve, so.

This one features a threesome AU, puppy play, and naked piano-dusting (http://alex51324.livejournal.com/41241.html#cutid1). H/W/Ch.

And not long ago, someone wrote a smutty crackfic called The One Where House is Kinky but Wilson is Kinkier or something like that. That one has bloodplay, a foot fetish, and rimming, among other things...if you search house_wilson, it should pop up. Happy squicking!