I would really appreciate help finding this story, as the only thing I remember about it is one scene and that makes it pretty hard to search for.
I'm almost positive House and Wilson have sex, and then it's awkward and House spends the rest of the weekend avoiding Wilson or something to that effect. When he comes in on Monday he finds out Wilson was in a car accident over the weekend - the ducklings kept trying to call him but he'd been ignoring everyone because of his Wilson!Angst. I'm pretty sure Foreman uses the term MVA too, and there's an exchange along the lines of:
Foreman: Wilson's in the hospital
House: Well, duh.
Foreman: No, he's in the hospital.
House: Whu?
Foreman: MVA.
You really have no idea how grateful I would be to have a link to this, seriously.
X-posted to
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