Crack-Bunny/Fic request

[bedawyn.livejournal.com]

You know Evan Whats-His-Name is in the tabloids all the time. What are they going to make of his most recent adventure and House's involvement in it? I'd love to see either a tabloid version of what happened in "Living the Dream" or a story written around House's reaction to the tabloid press.

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[tilian3.livejournal.com]

I was wondering if anyone knew which episodes House wears the (blue?) shirt-of-death in?