beta for h/w/a pwp

[bananachips.livejournal.com]

I have a short and shameless House/Wilson/Amber PWP that wants a-beta'in. Help a girl out! Here's a snippet:

Wilson gulped. “I’m not sure this is a good idea.”

Amber, mouthing House’s neck, couldn’t answer, so House did. “Which must mean that it is-- jesus, woman, how much foreplay do you need?”

She pulled her head away and grinned wickedly. “Just enough to drive you insane.”

“Already am,” House groaned.

“Nope, you’re still coherent,” she said before applying her mouth to him again, this time over a nipple, biting it around the rim. Wilson’s didn’t know what to do with himself.

Cookies and hugs and love promised in return!

More requests

[soophelia.livejournal.com]

I have three more requests for fics. I haven't seen these any where so I'm hoping someone can write them.

1. The Princess Bride - House/Wilson. House as Wesley and Wilson as Buttercup (or the other way around).

2. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - this would be perfect for a House/Wilson story.

3. Crackfic. Someone below mentioned Wilson's "mega cock" of healing powers. I was thinking what if it did heal everything? House feigns getting sick so he can get the cure.

Anyone want to have a go at these?