Blow up doll

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I'm looking for a fic where House pines for Wilson and orders a male blow up doll. I remember clearly that the fic had at least one scene with House trying out the doll and being amazed that it felt so good (something about how when he would pound into it, it would push back or something).  I think House and Wilson have sex with each other in the end of the fic. 

The author mentioned either in the summary or at the end of the fic, information about silicone and cyberskin dolls. (I think House had a cyberskin male doll).

The fic is not benjimmy 's wonderful "What Not To Do with a Sex Toy." 

House/Wilson on their honeymoon

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This fic is about how the hotel staff never realize that House and Wilson are married to each other until House gets a call from the ducklings at the front desk and a concierge goes up to the room to inform House that he has a call. Wilson answers the door naked and then the embarrassed concierge realizes that House and Wilson are a couple.

beta call!

[bell]

I wrote a 5.23 Under My Skin fic, rated G and ~1,400 words. It's kind of House/Wilson, Wilson/Amber. ( Cutting the summary to avoid spoiling for the episode. )

I mostly want a typo and boo-boo corrector, though if anyone were willing to give suggestions on a deeper level (characterization, pacing, wording), I'd love that.

If you're up for betaing, leave a comment or write me at bell.tyrant AT gmail.com. Any and all volunteers will be greeted with cries of joy etc. :)