Two Reqs

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Request #1: House and Wilson go to a gay bar (although they aren't together . . . yet) and end up singing karaoke. This sort of starts a karaoke war between them, and I remember House sang "When Doves Cry" by Prince and somewhere in the fic, Wilson jokes about how his life has turned into a John Hughes movie. I think there was a handjob in an elevator.

Request #2: There was a friendship fic where Wilson comes out of the closet. Near the end, some kid calls him a faggot (or some other homophobic insult) and House gets up in his face and is like; "I'm the only one who can call him that!" or something similar. I remember Cuddy thought Wilson was just kidding at first but then realized he was serious.

Thanks in advance.