H/W camping?

[7899.livejournal.com]

My laptop's almost death resulted in my losing all my bookmarks. So...here I am, asking for fics - again! :D

Wilson & House go camping somewhere; Wilson goes fishing (I think) and is bit by a large insect / some kind of lizard. I think he faints while House tries to get him to a hospital...aaand that's about all I remember.

Does this sound familiar to anyone? :D

Looking for a specific piece of fanart

[mutecornett.livejournal.com]

Looking for a piece of H/W fanart for an LJ-less friend who describes it as: House is fucking Wilson on House's desk, with his cane in one hand--or something like that, a little unclear on the details. They mentioned that it looked anime/manga style, and that it was well-drawn...?

I can't recognize the image if I saw it, but if you happen to know any fanart meeting that description, please do let me know and I'll pass it along! Thanks!

Cliches

[vampmissedith.livejournal.com]

I'm looking for House/Wilson fanfics that are cliche-based, but done right. You know, like teh writer used one of the many hilson cliches and wrote it as it SHOULD be written (whether it was written before it became cliche or even after, just as long as you feel that's how the cliche should be handled.)

As a side note, please do not send links to mpreg stories unless they're parodic in nature.

Everything else is game (including House or Wilson randomly turn into children fics, or turn into kitten fics, or turn into women fics . . . anything cliche but good, and not serious!mpreg.)