A House-y House, please!

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I'm "writing a paper that's due tomorrow" (aka slackin' off) and decided to watch Stuart Little, just 'cause it has Hugh Laurie in it.

And O. M. G.  He's totally not House.  It's creepy.  Don't get me wrong, it's amazing how you can't see any similarities because he's that good an actor (though the movie's a little eh), but when you get used to something, it's weird when it changes.

Anyway, to counteract my shock, I want some fics with the House having the best House-ness ever.  So much so that you can't tell the difference between canon and fanon.  No OOC!  Tons of snark!  No gooey-ness!  Am I rambling yet?

H/W is my anti-drug, but that doesn't have to be the focus.

Thanks!
~LtC