A House and /or Wilson Doll Fic

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Anyone recall a fic that featured "owning" your own House or Wilson life sized, robotic doll? I have seen these fics in other fandoms and I am positive I once read one in this fandom too. They were written like an owner's manual on how to care for your doll. Very funny and snarky stuff. This was not a normal fic with an actual story (I know there is one robot Wilson story out there that is quite sad).

I am positive about the House doll story as I recall something like "if your House doll does XXXX then you may have accidentally gotten the Lucas doll instead". But I am not quite positive there was a Wilson doll story. I do think so though.

Anyway, anyone have any idea where these can be found or if you even heard of them?

Thanks!