Sick!Wilson!Sex???

Ok, so we've all read fics where Wilson somehow ends up with an infarction, or becomes blind or deaf or something else equally as crippling, right?  Well, I was wondering if there are any fics where Wilson and House have sex while Wilson is blind/deaf/crippled?  You know, some nice blind-crippled smut?  I've never read one before, but I bet it's be interesting.  (If there isn't, well...serioulsy people, we need some sick!Wilson smut.)  XD