looking for a quote

[missviolet.livejournal.com]

Hi everyone, I'm looking for a quote that I am 99% sure is actual canon. I believe House was speaking about himself when he said something about "the tall man with the hard wood." There is a chance that this is a fanon phrase - it kind of sounds like one. But I seem to remember reading on TWoP that it was actually spoken on the show. But the TWoP search engine is terrible and I can't find it again. Can anyone provide the full quote, who said it, and maybe even the episode? Or if you know for sure it was never said on the actual show, that would great, too. Thanks!