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Another one of those 'have you seen this fic' posts. Actually, it's a 'have you see these fics' post...because I'm looking for two. :p

Alrighty, here's what I can remember. In the first fic, I think House and Wilson are out at a bar...or...somewhere...and when Wilson leaves, House hears some guys making fun of Wilson and his tie. It was a mustard colour tie, and House mentions something about calling Wilson the 'mustard man' that day, but hearing those other guys make fun of him pisses House off, and he beats them up. :) When Wilson has to bail him out of jail (because I'm pretty sure Wilson has to bail him out of jail), he figures out why House beat the guys up, and it was sweet. ^^

In the second one, Wilson had promised his mom that he would go to temple (I think it was during the holidays), and so...he goes to temple. Anyway, on his way back he forgot to take off his yarmulke, and some guy catches sight of him and calls him a kike and pretty much beats the crap out of him. Wilson ends up staggering to House's place, and...that's all I can remember of that one.

Anyway, if you guys could help me out, I'd be very thankful! ^_^