The Very Best Medicine

[vampmissedith.livejournal.com]

I need House/Wilson cracktastic, parody, and humour fics. I'm talking pissing yourself laughing fics--like The Semen Tsunami (which I have mem'd, btw.)

House and Wilson must feature, they must be crack, parody, or humour.

Comments

[soophelia.livejournal.com]

The One In Which Wilson Plays A Mafia Punching Bag So House Can Comfort Him (http://bironic.livejournal.com/84532.html)
Including the Kitchen Sink (http://genagirl.livejournal.com/60724.html)
Crack Should Always Be Written In Pink (http://chi1013.livejournal.com/72306.html)
How Wilson Put Things Right (or What Happened When Wilson Emerged From The Closet (http://housepiglet.livejournal.com/23857.html)
Be Careful What You Wish For (http://housepiglet.livejournal.com/38292.html)
Trading Places (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/571086.html)
Animal House (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/2521776.html)
Crack Files (http://roga.livejournal.com/73029.html)

What The Health Benefits Administer Saw (http://pwcorgigirl.livejournal.com/60836.html)
Wilson/House (http://rubberbutton.livejournal.com/10197.html)
Little Miss Muffet On Speed (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/2028552.html)
On Bets, Sneaky Girls, and Hooker Money (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/380549.html)
Hirsuit Love (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/461922.html)

The Ending (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/1925491.html)
The Panda Prince (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/463287.html)
The Battle For The Cock (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/462338.html)


Cuddy's Little Secret (http://dragonwrangler.livejournal.com/76871.html)
Love Me Cancerously (http://nowadventuring.livejournal.com/29149.html)
How Steve Became An Addict (http://housepiglet.livejournal.com/1627.html)
Stoned Love (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/463065.html)( - this was written with the help of the Crack!fic Generator.)
The 7 and 3/4 Week Anniversary Gift (http://misstress-max.livejournal.com/831.html)
Vicodin or Viagra (http://ranrata.dreamwidth.org/3130.html)
Like A Train (http://community.livejournal.com/fictionlikewhoa/5758.html)
Acceptable (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/1586740.html)
Roses Are Red (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/1871552.html)
The One Where Wilson Cuts Himself and Cries Like A Little Girl, While House Heals Him With His Magic Cock (http://thedeadparrot.livejournal.com/387687.html)
Scientific progress (the watterson's cat paradox Part 1 (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/1955971.html) and part 2 (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/1969427.html)

[vampmissedith.livejournal.com]

I don't know how you manage to come up with massive lists of like every fanfic rec ever, but thank you!

[soophelia.livejournal.com]

Metastasis (http://daasgrrl.livejournal.com/17345.html)
Waiting For Mr Beckett (http://daasgrrl.livejournal.com/13045.html)
Valentine's Sing-Along (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/1114356.html)
A Dark and Stormy Night (http://housepiglet.livejournal.com/9941.html)
How Steve Found A Friend (http://housepiglet.livejournal.com/4276.html)
They Keep Killing Wilson (http://toolazytowork.livejournal.com/86523.html)
Vast Wine Drunk Sea (http://savemoony.livejournal.com/78648.html)
Wilson Dust (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/1583484.html)
Unicorns and Rainbows and Everything Fluffy–NOT! (http://fee-folay.livejournal.com/5176.html)
Tuesday Evening at 8.55... (http://housepiglet.livejournal.com/25083.html)
Dreams (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/714641.html)
Games People Play (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/678207.html)
Every Picture Tells A Story (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/1169761.html)
The Fix (http://housepiglet.livejournal.com/17424.html)
The Dolls–Foreman's Master Plan (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/836283.html)
Parallel Dimensions (http://www.squidge.org/housefanfiction/archive/10/paralleldimensions.html)

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[soophelia.livejournal.com]

The Six Ponies of the Apocalypse (http://vitawash24.livejournal.com/515305.html)

crackfic generator (http://community.livejournal.com/house_wilson/424027.html) - here's a link to the crackfic generator.

Re: 1 more

[http://users.livejournal.com/_slytherin_girl/]

I'm just going to sneak in here and say you are the fucking MASTER. You always have epic amounts of fic and these replies just too the cake. You rock! :D

[cuddyclothes.livejournal.com]

soophelia, you amaze me! Your knowledge of H/W crackfics is astonishing.

You could try the first few chapters of my fic (starting Feb. 18 or over on FF.net) and stop reading when it stops being funny to you.

[taiga13.livejournal.com]

soophelia has already recced 'The One Where Wilson Cuts Himself And Cries Like A Little Girl', which made me laugh so hard I got hiccups - the comments are what really make it so be sure to read them. Here's the second funniest fic I can think of: 'The One Where House and Wilson are Turned Into Penguins'.
http://community.livejournal.com/parrotfic/14750.html

[fleurione.livejournal.com]

the penguin one totally made my day :D

[iluwilson.livejournal.com]

This multi chaptered fic by vurtjunkie is hilarious.

http://vurt-junkie.livejournal.com/2743.html

[vampmissedith.livejournal.com]

I'm probably going to hell for laughing so hard but it was great. And everybody's going to look at me crazily but I have a document all about me killing people who have pissed me off. Working at fast food really adds to your imagination.

[fleurione.livejournal.com]

this one almost killed me at work today. i was laughing too hard and trying to swallow it and i ended actually choking. oh but it was good ;) thanks for linking it!