Entries tagged with request: crack/humor

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Wilson acting sweet to House/vulnerable House, 1st person fic

Hello again!I was wondering if you lovely folks could point me to fic where Wilson takes care of House in some way ... just being concerned about him and sweet/protective, and House showing a little openness/vulnerability. Like fic where House is acting open and vulnerable and Wilson is really sweet and makes him feel calmed down and loved? Lol. Also, are there any (good) first person POV fic from House's viewpoint? Especially any comedic ones? I love when writers let House's sense of humor take center stage. Thanks! :D

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Humor or happy endings

Can anyone recommend a funny fic or one that lifts your spirits at the end?

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Wilson in Drag?

There's been mention over on

rsl_daily that RSL auditioned for To Wong Foo back in the day, which got me to wondering ... Are there any fics that feature Wilson in drag? House-in-drag recs are welcome, too. :)

Thanks in advance.

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Wilson as 'guardian angel'

Hey

So this latest episode (Nobody's Fault) seems to confirm it: when Wilson's not around, horrible things happen. Are there fics that work with this theme? Maybe he's PPTH's guardian angel or a manipulative mastermind fixing things? Or maybe just a funny fic about someone who's put the two together and refuses to let Wilson leave?

Thanks

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House Wilson Drinking Game?

Is the video for the House Wilson Drinking Game still out there? It was originally made by (I think) Greghouserules, who took it down when s/he left Youtube. But someone else uploaded it. It makes me laugh hysterically, and I'd like to send it to a friend. Thanks!

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Looking For Vid

I have been looking all over YouTube for a very funny video. The premise is that everyone is in love with House. It's not "Friday, I'm In Love" and I'm not sure that H/W are the specific ship. I should have favorited it when I had the chance!

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Specific fic request

It was a cracky fic I read ages ago on fanfiction.net. It was a surprise crossover, with a subtle summary. It was a fairly short one-shot. the main premise was this: on an odd hunch, House taps his cane on the floor and turns into Thor (from the Marvel universe).

nevermind. a slight change in google terms finally got me the result: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3233294/1/A_Slight_Upgrade

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Hi, I'm looking for a particular fic. All I can remember about it (apart from it being House/Wilson and I think first-time?) is that at some point Cuddy calls each of the ducklings into her office to interrogate them about House's latest shenanigans and imagines herself on a desert island?

I think the line went something like:
"She was the queen of her own island in the Caribbean and House had never been born. It was perfect. Sadly, it didn't last."

Does that ring any bells?

Thanks in advance!

Current Mood: hopeful

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Looking for old fics

I am busy compiling a list of my favorite fics and I can't find a few. I thought I stored them in my bookmarks, but can't find them.

Does anyone recognize any of these:

1. A fic in which Wilson helps House pay his taxes. House keeps all his receipts in a box and I believe is trying to deduct Steve McQueen as a dependent. It was very funny and may be a dialog fic.

2. Wilson is a werewolf who comes from a family a werewolves. He even has a niece stuck in wolf form. House talks to Wilson's mother to get info. Danny, it turns out, could not change and that is one reason he took off.

3. That terribly angsty fic where Wilson is having trouble forgiving himself for something he did (I won't completely spoil it) which is told backwards in time.

Adding one more (how did I lose this!?):

4. A slash fics that starts out with a line that goes something like this- "House is so cute when he wants to get laid. He thinks he has to try hard". It is from Wilson's POV. and Wilson pretends he doesn't know what House wants, while House gets more and more desperate. House even hangs up his coat in an attempt to charm Wilson ;)

Thank you!

Edited: They were all found for me by the extremely resourceful commenters!

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Inspired by 7x15

Right, I think we can all see this one coming.

Where are all the corresponding AUs that the episode dream sequences so helpfully started for us?

I've already seen H/W kidfic, zombie AUs, and a musical episode rewrite to "Once more with Feeling".

Can anyone help with the 50's housewife AU and the kickass spy thriller AU? (I swear I've seen the 50's AU around somewhere, but I've lost the link.)

Current Mood: embarrassed

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Can't Find My Own Picspam!!

Around the time of "Wilson" and "The Down Low," I made a picspam where Wilson thinks House ate his pie, and throws him out. (Obviously it's crack.) I've searched my LJ but can't find it. Does anyone know where it is? There's a picture from it on my profile. I'm making a links list.

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Can I have some fics where House or Wilson dress up in funny outfits? Cross-dressing is okay, but not the serious kind. I want ones where one of them lost a bet, or were coerced into doing it. Something fun, but not necessarily sex-centered, though that's okay, too. I seem to recall one where Wilson dressed up as the Easter Bunny, and he and House had sex in a storage closet.

So, yeah, this is both a request and a fic search. Thanks!
~LtC

Current Mood: flirty
Current Music: Dear Mr. President - P!nk

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Vicodin

Heya!

Can you guys recommend a good fic in which Wilson takes some of House's Vicodin (just once, like Foreman and Taub did in 'Lockdown') but isn't addicted to the pills?

Doesn't have to be slash.

Thanks!

Current Mood: depressed
Current Location: Amherst

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Bets games and dares.

I am looking for any and all fics in which house and wilson get together/kiss/have some romantic encounter due to a dare, bet, or game of any sort. I would especially love any ones that aren't well known. Please cheer me up.
Thank you all very much!

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House/Wilson humourous sex mention - FOUND!

Hey guys,

I was wondering if you wonderful people might help me in pointing me in the correct direction of an awesome fic I read ages ago but the title and author of which I have forgotten? (Gosh, I hope I've got the right fandom! *massages brain*)

I recall there was an epic line - which I am hoping will jog everyone's memory - where I think House and Wilson's sex life was being mentioned and there was something about how House would pause, right in the middle of sex, declare that there was an important message coming through, and then proceed to let one rip so to speak. ;)

It just popped into my head for no reason today and I suddenly had the urge to read it again.

Much thanks for all your time and help!

Dawn Phoenix.

EDIT: Found by

felis_nocturna! It's Say What Lies Between Us by

ticcyyy.

Current Music: Bedouin Soundclash - Shelter

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Fic Search: Crossover?

I'm looking for two specific stories, but I'd be delightedly surprised, and entirely grateful, if anyone could link me to fics of the same element.

The first one I'm looking for involves Stephen Colbert, his television persona rather than the actual man. It was a short story, but it was centered around his reaction to House and Wilson hooking up canonically.

The second also featured Colbert, but I believe that Wilson had knocked him up. I think it was a chapter story, but I could be wrong. I'm not completely sure if there was any House/Wilson in it, but I'm remembering it with such. In any case, I'd be much obliged to anyone who could link me to either stories, because I'm currently completely at a loss here.

Current Mood: hungry
Current Music: The Last Fight - Bullet for my Valentine

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fic search - unicorn!

Hi!
I've got a sudden urge to read a fic i read not too long ago, but i didn't bookmark it and i can't find it! It's house/wilson, where Cameron gave House a present of a unicorn and Wilson goes crazy and attacks it. Does anyone know it please?
Thanks!!

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Tattoo Fic

I'm looking for a fic I lost.
Wilson gets drunk and wakes up with House's initials tattooed on his ass.
He keeps intending to remove it but never gets around to it.

Then he and House have first-time sex, and House sees the tattoo and thinks he's hallucinating again.

Anybody know where it went?

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The Very Best Medicine

I need House/Wilson cracktastic, parody, and humour fics. I'm talking pissing yourself laughing fics--like The Semen Tsunami (which I have mem'd, btw.)

House and Wilson must feature, they must be crack, parody, or humour.

Current Mood: gleeful
Current Music: Mortiis - Parasite God

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2 requests!

I came up with this idea earlier today but suck at writing enough that I wouldn't do it justice, so can someone either write it, or link to somewhere it may already have been done?

House, with nothing better to do, is googling Wilson and comes across a slashy story (fanfic!) one of the clinic nurses has written about House/Wilson? For bonus points it would have House picking apart the story in his head and noting how he would do it if he were in the situation ;)

I'm also curious as to whether there are any fics set during s03e22 Resignation when Wilson pays House a visit whilst high on those amphetamines.